I know I do...here's a lazy post for today because I'll probably be either partying like a Rock Star or working my ass off and far too busy to post on my blog.
- Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
- A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
- Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
- A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
- I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
- If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
- Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
- Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
- Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
- Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
- Banning the bra was a big flop.
- Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour.
- Without geometry, life is pointless.
- When you dream in colour, it's a pigment of your imagination.
- Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
